Like every retailer under the sun, Lovehoney is throwing an End Of Financial Year sale - and it's got some shockingly good deals for adventurous shoppers.
Lovehoney recently created a 'sex map' to find Australia's sexiest city. And while the methodology and metrics they used might not quite stand up to scientific scrutiny, if your home town has a poor ranking, you can try to boost your city's grade by taking advantage of Lovehoney's EOFY sale.
You can look your city up on the Lovehoney Sex Map and then pop over to the store to catch some of the deals. Lovehoney is offering up to 50% off hundreds of its 5 star rated products to celebrate its biggest EOFY sale ever. Here are some of the hottest deals:
Price: $19.98 (RRP: $39.95)
Squeeze into a tight, textured canal topped with lifelike lips and watch yourself plunge deep with every thrust. With 4 inches of length to enjoy, this closed-end male masturbator envelops your cock in realistic sensations for super pocket-pussy pounding.
Price: $104.97 (RRP: $149.95)
Get unbeatable results from penis pumping with Bathmate's Hydromax X20. Part of the X-Series, the X20's design enhancements give you a water pressure fuelled pump with 35% more power, to help build you up to your strongest and largest erections yet.
Price: $29.98 (RRP: $59.95) Show no restraint with this Red Hot Passion kit and explore the sizzling sextets of toys and tools that'll take your night from oh! to whoa! in no time at all. Enjoy beginner-friendly bondage and sensory pleasure play, all in one steamy session.
$100 (RRP $200):
Can’t decide what sex toy to buy? Add that extra OMMPH to play time with this five piece couple’s kit that will send you and your partner into a journey of pleasure.
Price: $77.97 (RRP $129.95)
If bunny ears are your vibe, then this needs to be in your life. Featuring three speeds and four patterns of vibrations, it can cater to all you needs at the touch of one button.
Price: $47.97 (RRP $79.95)
This wand covers all bases – it’s pretty, petite and powerful. If you’re looking for a hot travel companion, then you’ve found it with this product.
Price: $149.50 (RRP: $299.00)
Come undone within the pleasuring clasp of Nell, an exquisite clitoral vibrator. As Coco de Mer's signature vibrator, its design is inspired by the erotic shape of the coco de mer seed, streamlined in silicone for exquisite sensation.
Price: $29.97 (RRP: $49.95)
What a difference an inch makes! Experience real-feel fantasies with the X-Tensions penis extender and give you and your partner an explosive pleasure session filled with a thicker, longer-lasting you and a vibrating buzz to boot.
Price: $27.97 (RRP $39.95)
Add some glitz and glamour to your sex life with this medium sized aluminium butt plug.
Price: $32.97 (RRP $54.95)
Warning this product will add a hop, skip and a hump into your bedroom. With its 10 vibration functions, these bunny ears are perfect for solo adventures or when you’re with a partner.
Price: $29.97 (RRP 49.95)
It’s sassy, sexy and 40% off for a limited time only. You really can’t afford not to have this in your lingerie wardrobe.
Price: $14.98 (RRP 29.95)
Make all your boo's birthdays come at once by turning yourself into the gift they've always craved. With tempting ribbon ties and soft stretch lace that moulds to your shape, the Unwrap Me body keeps your curves under wraps until the raunchy reveal.
Price: $3599.96 (RRP: $4499.95)
Anyone who said the perfect woman doesn't exist has never met Becca. This slim blonde beauty looks and feels just like a real woman, from her pert 30E breasts, to her captivating hazel eyes. Her gloriously tight pussy and ass are always ready to please.
Nothing above tickling your er, fancy? You can find hundreds more deals over on Lovehoney’s website.
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