Hash Browns Are The New Toast

When it comes to breakfast potatoes, I have many thoughts and feelings. When it comes to hash browns, there are only two acceptable forms. I mean, I don’t believe there’s such a thing as a “bad” potato, but if you are going to claim you have “hash browns” on your menu, they had better come out shredded and golden brown, or in a fast food-like patty. These are the rules of hash browns, and they are rigid.

At home, I like to keep hash brown patties in the freezer, as I have found they make my mornings 100% more lovely. Beyond accompanying breakfast sandwiches, they make excellent delivery systems for a wide variety of breakfast foods. If you would put it on toast, you should put it on a hash brown patty and it will, in my esteemed opinion, be the better for it.

Do I have suggestions? Of course I do. Almost anything is better on a plank of chopped and fried potato, but these are some of my favourite hash brown toppings:

Labneh + Everything But the Bagel Seasoning

This one is my personal favourite—thick, tangy yogurt with salty, savoury goodness.

Pimento cheese + chives

A good lunch option. You can substitute chives with any onion-y green thing.

Any configuration of Benedict toppings

Hollandaise and a poached egg are a must, but have fun with the third component. Canadian bacon is the classic option, but spinach, smoked salmon, or a pile of thinly sliced prosciutto are also very delicious.

Cream cheese + smoked salmon

Add capers and finely diced red onion for extra credit.

Bacon + egg + cheese

Top it with another hash brown to make a sandwich.

Pastrami + fried egg + sautéed leeks

It’s a hash you can pick up. Corn beef would also be a good idea (obviously).


I mean, if you’re going to treat something like toast, you might as well go all the way.

As far as the hash brown itself, just follow the preparation instructions on the packaging — I cook mine in the toaster oven — and let them cool for a couple minutes before adding toppings, particularly dairy-based toppings like labneh, cream cheese, and pimento cheese. Though melted pimento cheese is actually kind of nice, so maybe you don’t need to wait on that one.


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