The Best ‘Adult Toy’ Deals For Blokes [NSFW]

Psst – adult toys aren’t just for women and gay men. There are literally thousands of products on the market that have been specifically designed for heterosexual males. Here are ten online bargains to get your tackle around – from photorealistic sex dolls to speciality lubes you never knew existed.

All of these deals are at least 20 per cent off the RRP. We’ve included something to suit every budget with prices starting at under $10. With that said, some of the ultra-deluxe items are an absolute steal right now – you can save over $1300 on a single product! Check it out below.

• BASICS Clear Textured Stroker: $12 (save $6!)

  Extra! Texture! Read all about it! Supplement your hand with this ultra-bobbly masturbation sleeve, whose entire 5.5 inch internal length comes replete with row upon row of soft nodules. Get bonus kicks by watching yourself through the clear sleeve.

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  Lovehoney lubricants: $8.95 and up

  Lube. What is it good for? Absolutely everything! Whether you’re having a night in with Mr Hand or getting it on with your main squeeze, here are the six types of lube you should have on standby to make it all feel slip-slidingly great.

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  Rocks Off Quest 10 Functions Beginners Prostate Bullet Massager: $25 (save $19.95!)

  Give your wang an essential workout with the BASICS Classic Penis Pump. So simple to use and super-effective, place your penis in the pump and watch as the vacuum draws blood into your erection which may make it bigger and stronger for longer.

• TENGA Air Tech Twist Tickle Male Masturbator Cup: $47.96 (20% off!)

  They say variety is the spice of life, and TENGA’s twisting, turning, suction-powered masturbator cups offer just that. With unparalleled texture and 5 explosive pressure sensations, the Tickle from TENGA does so much more than it says on the tin.

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  Teagan Presley Bulletproof Textured Fleshlight:$79.96 (save $19.99!)

  Teagan Presley’s bulletproof bottom should be number 1 on your wank-wishlist. Enjoy having Teagan’s butt at your beck and call with this new anal-entry Fleshlight, lined with an awesome array of internal textures to stimulate you with every stroke.

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  Fleshlight Sex Toy Care Kit: $35.00 (20% off!)

  Keep your Fleshlight toys in tip top condition and maximise your pleasure and play with this Fleshlight Sex Toy Care Kit. Includes a water-based lube, cleaner and renewer powder – everything you need for the ultimate Fleshlight experience.

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  Lovehoney Perfect Partner Unisex Hollow 10 Function Vibrating Strap-On 8 Inch: $38.47 (30% off!)

  Like a Tabasco-soaked pillowcase, the Perfect Partner’s a saucy way to bring extra spice into the bedroom. The 8 inch unisex vibrating dong is perfectly proportioned for advanced strap-on penetration, with a wired controller accessible for either partner.

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  THRUST Full Force Realistic Vagina Kit (6 Piece): $69.97 (RRP: $99.95!)

  Sometimes one vagina just isn’t enough. Get your hands on this vulvarific triple-whammy with the THRUST 6-piece male sex toy kit. It even comes with a sex toy storage bag, bullet vibe and renewer powder to keep all 3 dream-beavers in pristine condition.

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  THRUST Pro Elite Georgia Realistic Masturbator: $420 (save $280!)

  Let Georgia, a lusty and lifelike Thrust Pro Elite male masturbator, turn your fantasies to reality with her gorgeous buxom breasts, slim waist and super-tight vagina and ass openings, and send solo or couple play to skyrocketing realms of pleasure.

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  LuvDollz Jenna Ultra Realistic Sex Doll (43kg): $3150 (save $1350!)

  Ask anyone what they think of Jenna, and they’ll tell you she’s a doll. No, seriously. This incredibly pretty lifelike pleasure doll offers up gorgeously grabbable 30D boobs, a tight, pert butt, and an invitingly realistic pussy for long nights of loving.

And that’s just a small taste of the 72 deals on offer. Click here to see the rest!

Anna Lee is a blogger and sex toy expert who writes for Lovehoney Australia. You can see a list of their best-selling products here.