If ‘beautiful’ is not the first word that springs to mind when you think about sex toys, I can’t say I’m surprised. “Sexy” – I understand. “Orgasmic” – makes total sense.
However, sex toys can be objects of beauty. Some toys are made from glass or steel, sporting clean lines and elegant silhouettes. These exude a classic kind of beauty. Others are brightly coloured and almost abstract, instantly capturing your attention not unlike some forms of modern art.
(Note: If you think I’m making a rather tenuous link, just Google ‘Princess X’ by Constantin Brancusi, one of the most influential sculptors of the 20th century. There is no way you can tell me he wouldn’t have been a fan of some of the products below!)
It’s true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So, we’ve gathered six of the most beautiful, non-realistic sex toys here for you to behold (but, of course, the human form is beautiful too!).
Spectacular, tentacular adventures await the holder of Icicles’ 6 inch glass dildo. Both work of art and object of pleasure, this beautiful glass toy is elegantly curved, with stimulating nubs, rows of bumps and vein-like ridges all powering arousal.
If, like Debbie Harry, you’re a sucker for a ‘Heart of Glass’, then this Icicles butt plug should be right up your street – as it were. Deliciously bulbed and carefully crafted for your pleasure, this is worth wearing your heart on your ass for.
Bobbles and bumps are the most pleasurable surfaces, and this hand-blown glass dildo is covered in them. A temperature-responsive toy created for super-charged textured sensations, enjoy its 100% playable surface area as each nub glides over your skin.
Small and slim, the power behind this pretty package will leave you completely tongue-tied. Tapered to a flicking tip, this clitoral vibrator has 3 speeds and 7 patterns to beat back and forth against your clit until an inevitable climax your way comes.
Designed to complement and enhance couple’s play, Mimi slips between you and your lover with ease, increasing stimulation and augmenting pleasure with its 5 speeds and 6 patterns of vibration. Mimi is a delectable treat for solo players, too.
Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo ($199.95)
This sensually curved beauty provides a direct connection to your favourite spot – G-Spot, P-Spot or wherever feels good! Crafted in njoy’s trademark gleaming medical-grade stainless steel, it has the perfect curvature for every pleasure point!
Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo ($175.95)
DOMINIX Deluxe Medium Anal Hook ($79.95)
For intense BDSM exploration and advanced predicament play, this DOMINIX hook ensures your sub maintains perfect posture while enjoying profound anal or vaginal pleasure. Try attaching ropes and restraints to the ring for truly trussed-up gratification.
Mmmm… Doughnuts! Delicious for a whole different reason, this doughnut cock ring applies firm but comfortable grip around your old chap to enhance size, stamina and strength. Plus, its 177g weight exerts continuous tugging that feels simply divine.
This duo of non-piercing body jewellery rings are perfect for clipping onto erect nipples for added stimulation – or for attaching to any other body part you’d like to sensitise. The light pinching feels divine and they look great, too!
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