We've talked about the miracles of vacuum-sealing before. Heck, you can make your own sealer for a few bucks. While most people would use it to save food at home, there's nothing stopping you from applying the technique to preserve a KFC Ultimate Box — burger and all — for a cross-country trip.
You don't have to take my word for it. Here's the offending tweet, courtesy of (the appropriately-named) @cooksuck.
Bless Australia ???????? pic.twitter.com/li5IzYqo8o
— Cook Suck (@CookSuck) August 4, 2018
Burger, chicken and chips? Check. What about the mash and gravy? Uh-huh, that's in there too. Here's the uncompressed, glamorous version of the Ultimate Box for comparison.
The only thing missing is the can of Pepsi, but I guess that's easier to come by on the road than a KFC. I also have no idea how you'd store it in compact form.
The recipe for KFC chicken used to be a closely guarded secret. However, a former KFC employee recently leaked the alleged '11 secret herbs and spices' to the world — and after extensive testing, the recipe checks out.