How To Throw A No-Frills Kids’ Birthday Party 

How To Throw A No-Frills Kids’ Birthday Party 

Your kid’s birthday party is coming up! Have you figured out where you’re gonna put the petting zoo? Are the 1000 butterflies ready for their release? Did you remember to book your the child’s favourite band and name the party [Kid’s name]-chella? You did confirm that the skydiving Trolls will be dropping in after the mermaid laser show, right?

Not like this. NOT like this.

No? You mean you have done none of that? Phew. Come here. You can sit by me.

Birthday parties are getting bonkers. Now, I wouldn’t say this is a problem in itself – I think they have become an opportunity for bored parents to channel their creativity, and I can’t say my own five-year-old hasn’t gushed for days about how much fun she had at her friends’ princess fashion show party or gold mining soiree.

But what happens is that the little partygoers quickly come to expect this extravagance, and mums and dads feel pressured to give it to them. There’s a snowball effect (which reminds me that I for some reason felt the need to host an actual “Snow Ball” when my daughter turned three – don’t judge, I have since come to my senses). Anyway, this is all why I bow down to this recent Twitter thread that’s all about lowering the standard.

Jessie, a mum of four, wrote this tweet:

It struck a chord with many people, leading them to share their own no-frills birthday party ideas.

  • “Took my son and his friends to my school gym – turned the lights off and gave them glow necklaces. Set up some ‘safe zone’ mats. Told them it was Glow Tag. Best 30 mins ever.” – @JillibeanPower.
  • “My cousin puts bubble bath into a clean garbage can and runs a hose into it until it’s an outdoor preschool foam party rave. Add the Frozen soundtrack, and you’re the coolest party of the year.” – @xingcat
  • I took my son and his friends through the automatic car wash for his birthday. Best kids party.” – @hellen_dunlavey

Other ideas included: Making a DIY Slip and Slide (put some tarp on a small grassy hill and spray it with a hose), picking up $30 worth of squirt guns from the two dollar store, and letting kids go wild with a bunch of cardboard boxes and crayons. For food, one commenter swears your guests will be overjoyed with hotdogs cut into octopi.

Kids don’t need much to have the best day ever – cancel the mermaids and they will be just fine.

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