Or one for yourself if you're in the market for a a bare-bones, 3G mobile that is definitely not a burner, officer.
Both Woolworth and Coles are offering the new generation Nokia 3310s for half price.
The most recent Coles catalogue states that their offer is $39.50 and will run until January 30. The only catches are that the handset will be Optus-locked and you won't be able to buy them online. You'll need to head into your local store.
Alternatively, Woolworths are offering their Vodaphone 3310s for $39 and you can purchase them online. There doesn't seemed to be a set end date to their deal as yet.