Cold pizza is a near perfect breakfast food, but you can make it even more "breakfast-y" by giving it the French toast treatment.
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If you've ever made French toast, you can probably figure out the steps, but all you really need to do is whisk some eggs together with a bit of pepper, paprika and any other savoury spices you think would complement this hangover helper of a breakfast. Drag a slice through the mixture, fry it up good and devour. If you don't feel like doing a lot of flipping, you can always rip it up into pieces and bake it into a savoury bread pudding.