Business Insider Australia has a pretty good collection of actually quite good Christmas songs titled, ‘The Christmas Playlist The Saves You From Mariah‘.
All good choices, but then I thought — what if I want to torture people? What if I want people to writhe in physical cringe at terrible, terrible Christmas songs? What if I want to inflict pain on people?
So I decided to make my own playlist. A playlist filled with the absolute worst Christmas songs I could find.
You can find it on Spotify here.
Just for the sake of it, I’m going to put a sample of what you’re getting below, in YouTube form.
Again: you’re welcome.
Lady Gaga: Christmas Tree
Korn: Jingle Balls
Jingle Cats: Silent Night
Bucko & Champs: Aussie Jingle Bells
New Kids On The Block: Funky Funky Christmas
Alvin & The Chipmunks: All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Alternatively you could check out this playlist from Lifehacker writer Hayley Williams. It’s 44 different versions of All I Want For Christmas Is You.