When it comes to one-night stands, it may be easy to just say "don't do it", but that's no fun. If you do decide to follow someone home and (hopefully) end the evening on a high note, this video is packed with tips to make sure you do it right and keep it classy. Well, as classy as possible.
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The video approaches the idea from the perspective of drunken one-night stands, but the tips apply to completely sober ones too. The parallels between a one-night stand and being a thief in the night are remarkably similar.
Leave no trace of your presence (assuming you don't want to see the person again), take everything with you, and don't sneak out — there's the classy part working its way in. You don't have to hang out at their house all morning, but you can certainly wake up, clean up, and say goodbye. Sure, you may not want to address the whole "so will we see each other again" question, but hey — better to be honest up front than skulk out the back.
Long story short, have fun, be smart, and try not to make the other person feel like crap.
How to Have a Classy One-Night Stand [Anyhoo (YouTube)]