“Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!” Or possibly “bleugh!” Pizza Hut has just launched a new pizza and meat pie combo, complete with tomato sauce. We’re not sure how to feel about this.
The Four’N Twenty Stuffed Crust Pizza does exactly what it says on the tin: much like last year’s /”Cheeseburger Crust” pizza, it combines two popular fast foods into one tasty abomination. Here’s the spiel from Pizza Hut:
Australia’s newest and tastiest lovechild has arrived following a secret and steamy relationship between Pizza Hut and Four’N Twenty that has created the Four’N Twenty Stuffed Crust Pizza. The exciting new arrival brings two all-time Aussie favourites – meat pies and pizza – finally together with eight delicious bite-sized Four’N Twenty meat pies nestled into the crust of your favourite Pizza Hut pizza.
As you can see from the above photo, each miniature pie comes with an obligatory splash of tomato sauce. We feel that Pizza Hut has crossed a line here. We’re not entirely sure what this line represents — it could be a new age of enlightenment or the end of civilisation as we know it. We’ll be taste-testing this bad boy next week. In the meantime, let us know what you think in the comments.