April Fools’ Day 2015 Spoilers: All The Fake Stories And Pranks Revealed

April Fools’ Day 2015 Spoilers: All The Fake Stories And Pranks Revealed

Every year, April Fools’ Day is marked not only by pranks played on colleagues and friends, but by false news stories and product announcements. We’ve rounded up 2015’s April Fools’ malarkey, including a full gallery of celebrities shopping with Kogan (hi Kanye!), videos galore and the ones that turned out to be true — yes, you really can play Pac-Man on Google Maps.

If you’re in a mischievous mood yourself, be sure to check out our selection of tech pranks for April Fools’ Day.


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The Channel Nine Sinkhole

TV Tonight reports that a giant sinkhole opened up in front of Channel Nine HQ in Sydney. “Experts could not explain the cause of the rupture underneath the Free to Air station but Stan employees, working in an adjacent building, report seeing Netflix representatives loitering at the gatehouse in the early hours of Tuesday morning.”

Chrome Selfie

Google Operating System

Munchie Matchmaker

Takeaway delivery site EatNow has pretended to launch Munchie Matchmaker, an app which pairs up single people eating alone:

Launching April 1st at 12pm, online takeaway and food delivery company EatNow will launch Munchie Matchmaker and like Tinder and Match.com the program will take into account age, location and sexual preference, however the main appeal is to give users the option of matching with those who like the same cuisines and eat around the same time. The program will appeal to single nightshift workers, homebodies, and those who don’t want to be ‘that’ person eating solo at a trendy restaurant.

Google Says Australia Is Moving North

blog post which claims the equator is slipping

Google Panda

Sendbox By Inbox

Google Void

A service to identify forgotten accounts and erase them, this is surprisingly fun.

The HR-V Selfie Edition

10 built-in selfie cameras

Samsung Blade Edge

This we could use: a phone with a sharp edge for chopping food. Might cause problems on planes though:

Galaxy BLADE edge features a set of sensors and algorithms that analyze your grip, dexterity and strength, setting the weight in optimal proportion to create the perfect rhythm and inertia. This smart feature, in league with the super sharp edge, makes chopping and cutting up to 50% faster than with conventional knives. It also has a special feature for slicing fruit and dicing vegetables.

Google Adding Fire Warning To Some Apps

Google Operating System claims that Google Play will now warn some phone owners if apps might cause overheating:

The latest version of the Google Play Store app brings a new feature for those who own a Snapdragon 810 phone. Many people complained about the overheating issues of Qualcomm’s flagship SoC, so Google decided to add a fire warning icon next to the apps and games from the Play Store that require a lot of resources.

The Aquarium Experience For Cats

Sydney Aquarium

The Kitty Snorkel Experience has been designed in partnership with Marine Biologists at SEA LIFE Sydney Aquarium and Dr Kim Kendall, Sydney’s best loved and one of the world’s most well-known cat specialist. The cat adventure allows our furry friends to indulge their love of being close to fish while being safely separated from the marine life. In a special glass pool within the biggest Great Barrier Reef tank, it is the purr-fect cat-mosphere for them to look and follow the fish while being separated by glass panels. The aquarium has also designed special cat lifejackets to keep the cats warm and safe during their swim.

Cloud Delivered Brings You Cloud Services On A Truck


In a world first, Bulletproof will use a fleet of vans situated at strategic locations across Australia to deliver Cloud capacity to customer premises, providing instant access to computing and storage capacity within a near-instant four hours of ordering. The new service, called ‘Cloud Delivered’, will provide customers with the security and power of the Cloud while eliminating the invisibility that often plagues the Cloud.

Virgin’s Paw Door Entry

pets earn frequent flyer points

Climate Change Will Wake Up Dragons

Here’s the summary of a paper that’s allegedly due to be published in scientific journal Nature today:

An Australian and UK study has reported that increasing temperatures will result in an explosion of fire-breathing dragons around the world. The researchers say that dragon numbers declined during cool periods in history such as the so-called Little Ice Age but are likely to make a comeback as the planet warms. They warn that population growth has created a ready food supply and recommend that countries like Australia avoid honorific titles to avoid attracting the attention of hungry dragon hatchlings, which have traditionally favoured knights as a food source.

Surf Lifesavers Will Work All Winter

Apparently surf lifesavers in NSW just can’t get enough:

“To many of us ‘summer’ is more of a concept really and a lot of our people can’t wait to get up pre-dawn, don their red and yellows, brush the ice from the rescue board and huddle under the patrol tent, with only the promise of a sausage sanger to keep them warm.”

Google Spam

After reinventing Gmail with Google Inbox, Google is about to release a new invite-only service that will change the way you manage your mail. It’s called Google Spam and it shows the most popular spam messages sent to Gmail users. That’s right, Google Spam will go beyond your inbox and show what you’ve been missing all this time: the spam messages received by other people. To protect user privacy, Google Spam will only show messages received by at least 10,000 Gmail users. You’ll be able to star your favorite spam messages, label them, forward them to your friends and even find their true meaning.
Gmail will highlight important spam messages, so the next time you receive messages from “the office of the US Ambassador to Nigeria”, “Mr. Lee Kun-hee of Samsung Group chief and the Hyundai chaebol” or from Gmail Security Maintenance, you’ll know if they’re featured in Google Spam.

NSW Government To Sell Off Kid Playgrounds

The privatisation of public assets was a hot-button issue during this year’s NSW election. It turns out we had a reason to worry. According to a leak distributed by KoalaSafe, the Baird government will now move to sell off all playgrounds in NSW. “Kids don’t play in playgrounds anymore anyway,” the Premiere allegedly said.

Proceeds from the sale will go towards a new digital park that kids can enjoy on their computers; just like Minecraft. The reasoning behind the decision is that government funds need to be directed to where they will bring the most benefit; namely computing devices and smartphones.

Microsoft Surface Watch

New Tax For Online Shoppers

Consumer advocacy group Choice has recommended the introduction of a new tax to help Australian retailers compete with online competitors from overseas. The Competitive Retailer Assistance Package (CRAP) would require all Australian internet users to make an annual contribution similar to the Medicare Levy.

“We all know that reducing the GST low-value threshold would incur more costs than it raises, and subject millions of Australians to additional red-tape and collection costs for no overall economic gain,” Choice explained in a statement.

“But simply taxing households and providing the proceeds directly to established retailers would achieve the same objective far more efficiently. We look forward to the Federal Government considering the CRAP as part of the tax white paper process.”

RedBalloon Trials New Experiences

latest batch

The Vodafone “Emoji Phone”

register your interest

Appliances Delivered By Blimp

We know Appliances Online has a blimp, but even so, it stretches credibility to believe it would use it to deliver fridges.

The Tony Abbott Budgie Smuggler Auction

As if anyone would want to own them, but Groupon is pretending it’s happening:

Possibly photographed more than any other swimwear in history outside of Borat’s lime green mankini, these iconic Speedos were found in-situ, freshly worn and salt crusted, on a bench in the change rooms of Queenscliff Surf Life Saving Club by a member of the Society of Australasian Domestic Interior Executives (SADIE), who has verified the item’s authenticity.

The Chocolate Crisis

will be no more chocolate by 2015

The Dodo Chauffeur Balloon

Frankly, we’re not sure how reliable a Dodo-powered chauffeur hot-air balloon service would be.

The Fatter Duck

A seat at Heston Blumenthal’s The Fat Duck in Melbourne is a prized ticket, and now Gourmet Traveller is claiming it is moving to an all-duck menu. We would totally eat that.

Documents Delivered By Dachshund


Telstra “Potty Mouth” Sensor

voice recognition app

Flight Centre “Cargo Class”

Can’t afford to fly economy? Flight Centre has a deal for you! The super-cheap Cargo Class is housed inside the aircraft’s cargo container, offering passengers a full lay flat bed in a personal coffin-like ‘pod’. Still better than flying Tiger.

Kodak Picture Kiosk Dashboard

The Kodak Picture Kiosk Dashboard lets you print out holiday snaps directly from your car. It can be installed in any late model car or truck equipped with a dashboard and an internet connection. Optional extras include “hands-free” voice control and an extra-long print delivery chute for back seat drivers.

V Energy Breakfast Spread

Guarana + Yeast extract spread

Clarkson Embraces Electric Motoring


Brightgreen Tru-Colour LED Hats

Steam-powered video game console

gaming cabinet

Kogan Is Now A Celebrity Shopping Mecca

In a neat and very elaborate prank, online retailer Kogan has replaced its regular pop-ups saying that someone just bought a particular product with pictures of celebrities and politicians making purchases. Apparently George Brandis needs a spy pen. Here are the ones we saw (we’ll let you find the Eddard Stark one yourself):

We’ll keep updating this list as we spot more pranks, tweaks and fake stories. If you see one we haven’t mentioned, tell us in the comments!


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