Oh Gee, Phlegm Has A G

Hacking up phlegm is not pleasant. Also not pleasant: spelling phlegm incorrectly as phlem.

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No, it isn't logical to include a G in phlegm, but that has been the spelling for several hundred years, and it's just another English-language exception we have to live with. Like last week's lingustic offender harbour, the spelling shift was put in to reflect the term's origins in ancient Greek, a distinction which isn't very helpful to us now.

Nor are there many acceptable synonyms. If you're feeling technical, neither mucus nor snot is the same thing as phlegm (the former is the regular lining found in various respiratory systems, not the reaction to a disease, and the latter only comes from the nose). If you need to write "phlegm", you need the G. Accuracy matters.

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Comments

    "lingustic" ?

      Is that a windy word?

        I thought that maybe it had something to do with tasting, as in gustation?

          Lingustic Offender... because it offends Gus Kidman?

    I work with a German guy who writes "flame" instead of "phlegm".

    (This is in a healthcare setting, so yes, there is a need to write this word, it's not something weird)

    I'm not sure he's ready to let the G into his life, but I'll let him know it's out there, looking for a home/friend. But I'll need to get him used to the trickier PH first. That might make him have a phit.

    I am the only member of the family who didn't smoke and gee I hear a lot of phlegm in the morning.

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