When you've heated up a pizza at home, you want to make sure you get a good portion of it before it all gets eaten up. This slicing method gives you two healthy strips of pizza goodness all to yourself and no one will ever notice.
We all act the same way when a pizza arrives, with everyone starting to calculate with their eyes: "How many slices do we each get?" If you're in charge of the baking and slicing, YouTuber DaveHax explains how to pull off the perfect pizza heist.
Once you take the pizza out of the oven, cut a strip from the centre of the pizza one way, rotate it, and cut another strip out the other way. The pizza will be perfectly round once again and you can cut it up into normal slices for the less fortunate. When someone remarks on how small the pizza is, just complain about how the pizzas from "pizza company X" seem to get smaller and smaller. Just make sure you eat fast and don't get caught with the bonus pizza strips.
How to Steal Pizza [YouTube]