Learn How To Be A Classy Strip Club Patron

Learn How to Be a Classy, Consummate Strip Club Patron

If you've never been to a strip club, you probably have no idea what to do or how to behave once inside. If that's the case, a recent Oh Joy Sex Toy comic is full of useful tips.

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Oh Joy Sex Toy is a webcomic and the brainchild of Erika Moen, and it's a brilliant discussion on all things sex and sexuality, from toy reviews to instructional guides on oral sex. It's definitely worth adding to your list of webcomics for sure, and the instalment we're discussing is a complete guide to being a good strip club patron, written with the help and interviews of dancers who work at those clubs for a living.

Among some of the highlights are a reminder that first and foremost, the dancers working there are people. You wouldn't want someone to stroll into your office and treat you like crap; so don't walk into a club forgetting that the dancers working there are human beings with brains, thoughts and feelings, just like you. Good manners, politeness and a positive attitude go a long way. Use sensible judgement, keep your hands to yourself, don't make it weird by trying to charm or seduce the dancer, and if you don't know what to do, ask. The dancers have probably seen it all — they will be clear with you, and in the case of a lapdance, they will lay out the rules beforehand and lead you along.

The suggestion to have a couple of hundred dollars to spend is spot on as well. Many clubs charge a small fortune for drinks too, so plan accordingly so you don't run out of money for why you're actually there.

How to Be a Good Strip Club Patron [Oh Joy Sex Toy]


    How fulfilling is it {professionally} writing an article that is essentially someone else's work?

      I'm getting sick of seeing a post like this on every article here that references another site. We don't all know about everything on the internet already.

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