Home brewing is a great hobby, but requires a lot of ingredients, specialised equipment and enough knowledge to ensure you don't make something that tastes like it was fermented in a toilet. Want something a little simpler? You can turn any fruit juice into alcohol with nothing but a cheap plastic airlock and a bag of champagne yeast.
This is an easy weekend project. You can buy the supplies online or at home brewing supply stores. The resulting fruity beverage will be a healthy alcoholic treat that should taste even better than prison wine. Hit the link for the full instructions over at WonderHowTo.