OK, if you don’t think our Evil Week suggestions so far have been nasty enough, or you just don’t like the increasing prominence of Halloween in Australia, this will appeal. Instead of handing out lollies to costumed kiddies, prepare a letter for the fatter specimens to give to their parents explaining what terrible human beings they are.
That’s exactly the strategy adopted by one US woman who was happy to talk about the strategy to her local radio station. You won’t be able to use the exact text of the letter (given it uses the US-centric expression “candy”), but the sentiment is easily replicated. Don’t blame us if your house is repeatedly egged as a result.
This Woman Plans To Give Fat Kids Mean Letters Instead Of Halloween Candy [Business Insider]
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