Taste Test: V 'Not Orange' Energy Drink

The original V is more than a soft drink — it is the nectar of the gods. The Kiwi-produced beverage has single-handedly rendered Australia the inferior antipodean nation. We will never produce anything this perfect. Not since the mullygrubber incident from the 1981 Benson & Hedges World Series has our collective shame been this palpable. Now, a new flavour has emerged from across the pond in a bid to taunt us further.

As you've probably gleaned from the above intro, I'm a big fan of V energy drink. Or possibly dangerously addicted. I once accidentally smashed a bottle after leaving a store and immediately ran in to buy another — the total expenditure was close to $10. For a non-alcoholic energy drink. (Yes, I need help.)

I was therefore visibly excited when I saw the new flavour being advertised on Facebook. Within the hour, I had a can in my hands. For me, it was equivalent to the launch of a new Harry Potter book.

The other flavours in the V range are famous for causing taste bud deja vu — the green version is faintly reminiscent of grape juice, while not actually tasting like grape juice at all. The black version is vaguely chinotto inspired. And the blue version is sort-of-but-not-really like passion fruit.

For its latest release, the manufactures of V have played up the imperceptibility of its flavours by slapping it right on the can: it's called Not Orange, with the word 'Orange' crossed out for extra emphasis. So how does it taste?

The initial sugar rush is way more pronounced than the other V flavours — it tastes like liquefied jelly beans. This onslaught of sweetness then gives way to a faintly orangey aftertaste that is actually quite pleasant.

In terms of how it compares to the other flavours, I'd rank it below blue and above black — which makes it the third best flavour. Not Orange is a limited edition flavour: I'll probably try it a few more times before it disappears. But my Aussie pride hasn't been dented too badly.

Score: 8/10

What's your energy drink of choice? Share your suggestions in the comments section below — the more caffeine they contain the better!


Comments

    if caffeine content is your goal:
    http://www.bickfords.net/products/cafecino.html
    The black cans have 230mg caffeine in 185ml, or 1243mg/L. Standard energy drinks have about 320mg/L.

    At four times the caffeine density, these things will wake you up fast.

      I have seen those before i think never tried one though they any good?

        It tastes like quite sweet coffee. If you don't like coffee at all or you prefer fancy coffee, you probably wont like cafecino.
        If you fall between those two extremes give it a shot, it tastes better than most energy drinks.

          does anyone know of any Melbourne CBD stockists? Have been looking for a cold, non-dairy, coffee drink for ages

      It's not just the caffeine, gurana,taurine Etc have similar effects.

        Guarana wakes you up almost entirely because of it's high caffeine content. that caffeine is included on the total on the side of the can, which is what we're comparing.

        Taurine doesn't wake you up or give you energy. there's some vague evidence it can increase athletic performance slightly, and I've heard people claim it 'evens out the high' caused by caffeine, but it doesn't offer any immediate energy gain.

    Woob! Woob! (siren noise) These drinks are dangerous! I once drank 3 of those big Mother Surge cans with vodka and I couldn't move off the toilet for 3 days afterwards. Must have been a bad batch.

    The standard "vanilla" V is my favourite of the energy drinks, so I share your taste. It gets me through the day when needed, and is refreshing any other time. I try and limit myself to one can a day, but usually only have a 4-pack per week. I love the taste, and dont mind the effects.

    I tried the other regularly accessible flavours, and found the blue the least offensive. The black tastes like burnt coffee to me and is not appealing at all. The blue is nice for a change, a bit like having a Vanilla Coke phase from years ago, then going back to regular coke and being amazed at how much better the original tastes.

    The Orange is in the same basket. Its ok for a change, but regular V still wins for taste.

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