You Do Not Need A Gravy Warmer

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You Do Not Need A Gravy Warmer


Single-purpose gadgets rarely do anything other than clutter your kitchen. One of tomorrow’s special offers at ALDI is a prime example: a gravy warmer. You do not need this product. You are not eating gravy that often, and if it isn’t warm enough, you more than likely own a microwave. Plus you know someone will end up tripping over the cord. Resist! [ALDI]

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  • EDIT…

    “Single-purpose gadgets rarely do anything other than clutter your kitchen, which is why we’ve compiled this list of top five uses for the Aldi gravy warmer on sale tomorrow:

    1 Warm Epoxy resin in cold weather to ensure an even pour.
    2 For the singles (or health conscious), Sous Vide a small cut of steak
    3 keep cheese molten and on hand to top-up your fondue set
    4 fill with essential oils for constant evaporation
    5 gently warm spices prior to grinding

    You do not need this product for gravy. You are not eating gravy that often, and if it isn’t warm enough, you more than likely own a microwave, so why waste this product on gravy. Hit up the comments for more suggestions on how to use a ‘single use’ gadget. Don’t Resist!

  • Seriously…I’ll be buying one of these tomorrow. On tuesday morning I’ll be cooking free scrambled eggs on english muffins for starving uni students, this is perfect to keep the hollandaise warm. Thanks for the heads up 🙂

    • Hollandaise – bloody brilliant idea.

      See the trouble with these single use gadgets is that they’re always marketed to the lowest common denominator…

      I’m gonna use mine to keep poor orphaned baby ducks warm; and to incubate my snake eggs.

  • “Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I’m more concerned about your gravy level.”
    “Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!”
    “Well, you’re a little confused.”
    “Oh, confused, would we?”

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