Win An HTC Sensation XE With Lifehacker

We're in a generous mood as Christmas approaches, so we'll be giving away some awesome prizes all week. First up: thanks to HTC, we've got an HTC Sensation XE Android phone, valued at $999, for one lucky reader. So how can you win this phone?

The Sensation XE is nicely kitted out, and it should be even more impressive come 2012 when it gets upgraded to Ice Cream Sandwich. But you don't have to wait until then to win the handset we're giving away.

To enter, just write a caption (in 30 words or less) for this picture of Senator Stephen Conroy and Kevin Rudd:

The caption we judge the most amusing will be the winner. Extra points for suitable technology references, and we won't give a prize to "And the knife was this big", because that's far too obvious. Entries close Wednesday December 14 at 10am, so get cracking. Full terms and conditions here (and the handset as it ships is locked to Vodafone, if you were wondering).

Picture by Cole Bennetts/Getty Images


Comments

    I hope that my new HTC has voice control, Ive just had my nails done.

    KRudd: "史蒂芬,你是白痴,誰不知道他們所創造的爛攤子. 你聞起來像奶酪."
    SCon: "Kevin, that party trick's so '07.

    KR : Suddenly the NBN
    SC: WHAT!?

    KR: So I've got a Sensation XE that actually works FASTER than the NBN.....
    SC: NO!!!

    Rudd: To catch a Salmonidae of a length approximate to the distance between these two appendages of mine, one must use a preeminent tool for the hooking of Ichthyoid and an irresistable inveiglement.

    Conroy: What?! I thought all you had to do to catch those suckers was to sail past them and dangle a piece of string!

    Conroy stares in shock as Rudd drops the ball.

    Rudd: "I doubt 'the internet' is stored in a box this big at the top of Big Ben..."
    Controy: "Um I'm the minister of the internet, I think I would know"

    Conroy: I think there is only one way were going to get people to like Julia Gillard...
    Kevin: Boob job? About this big...?

    KR: You would not believe the size of Gillard's badonkadonk. I couldn't even get my hands around it!

    SC: No sh1T!

    Rudd: Steve quick! mime your favourite act during sexy time!

    Rudd blacklists Conroy's singing by re-enacting Jimmy Bartel's 3rd quarter mark and goal, while humming "Good old Collingwood forever".

    So I was standing in the slips and Warney texts me on my HTC, saying the cricket stream is too slow over the NBN.

    Rudd: So Hillarys were around these high...
    Conroy: Shut up,

    Steve: "We've got to stop the infections coming through the portal Kev."
    Ruddy: "Portals eh Conroy? ... *snigger.."

    "So I took my hands off the wheel and the car parked itself!"

    KR: So I'm sitting on his knee and I'm like, "Santa, the pile of badpress on me on the net is getting like this big - my christmas wish is for all of it to disappear", and then he's all "HO HO HO you can't control what's on the net"...

    SC: What! But?! ...damn... all my work...!

    KR: yeah i know right. But then he winked, gave me a pinch on the cheek and said my secondary language skills may yield answers in this regard... Whatever that means - so asked him for an Angry birds plush cushion instead.

    KR: If this is how big the portals are, how big is the filter?
    SC: Stop talking... stop talking

    "Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate"

    This "Portal" thing is amazing Stephen! You can find anything on it. Just quietly, its even got boobies this big! Be careful though, every second boobie is a scam or a spam.

    Rudd: Excellent, so all your interwebs are belong to us!!!!!
    Conroy: You got it Ruddy.........100 per cent accurate, no overblocking, no underblocking and no impact on speeds.

    KR: So this Ice Cream Sandwich...... how big are we talking? This big Maybe?
    SC: Uhhhh.....

    KR: "I saw this video where the guy was all like..."
    SC : "THERE'S PORN ON THE INTERNET NOW? SINCE WHEN?"

    Conroy: Wooow! Unbelievably! In the small country like Montenegro was made something like that?
    Rudd: oooh! Yeeaaah! it was great invention. Ah, something like 'Think global, act local!

    the urn of steve jobs needed to big this big just to fit his ego in

    Dual-Core Successor.

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