How To Urinate When You’re (Ahem) Over-Excited


If you’re male, you’ve been there: you’re busting to take a slash but the relevant body part is engorged. The solution? Sit down.Image by Frankie Roberto

As reader Chris points out, this is obvious when you’ve thought of it, but worth mentioning for anyone (like some of my former housemates) who hasn’t worked it out:

Do what women do, sit down and all is well. You will no longer have to wipe walls, seats and eyebrows.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a problem with my eyebrows, but good advice nonetheless.


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