What's The Worst Gift You've Ever Received And What Did You Do About It?

It's great when you receive the perfect gift. More likely, however, is ending up with at least one piece of crap you're never going to use. The thought still counts, but how do you handle a bad gift?

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I apologise in advance to my grandmother should she ever read this, but one year she gave me a beaded antelope for Hanukkah. Somehow she acquired a number of beaded animals from Africa and thought they were the most amazing creations. No doubt these things were great works of craftsmanship, but they were not the right gift for every single person in our family. There are some homes that might be great for a beaded antelope, but my apartment was not one of them.

This gift came in 2007 and I kept it for a few years, unsure what to do with it. It was nicely made, so I didn't want to throw it away. Eventually I gave it to my friend Erica and it is now used to scare her roommate Joanna. When Joanna is out of town, we think of places to hide the antelope that will surprise her when she comes home. While I can't say where it's currently hidden, in the event Joanna is reading this, we've currently gone so far as to create a Rube Goldberg machine for the antelope. This is, apparently, what I do with gifts I do not want.

What is the worst gift you've ever received and what did you do about it? Tell your story in the comments.


Comments

    I once got a plastic box for Christmas from my parents. It was shaped like a treasure chest and had a crappy plastic lock and key that could be unlocked with a pencil. Total cost, $2 or something. The kicker was, it was supposed to have chocolates inside, but I had braces and mum wouldn't let me eat the chocolate, so she took them out and gave me the box. It was akin to getting an empty xbox 360 box for Christmas.

    I kept it until she forgot about it then chucked it in the bin

      I received a snack sized packet of tiny Teddies while my step sister received a 3 CD changer HIFI in the early 90's. I was only about 9 so i did nothing :(

    About two years after boxer shorts with your name on them were popular my best friend got a pair of them from his aunt that said 'Colin' all over them in a size XXL.

    Needless to say he was closer to a M and his name wasn't Colin.

    Ugg Boots, with a strap around the back that has large square studs on it. My nan got them for me, knowing I love the cold and have no use for anything designed to make me warm, besides... Ugg Boots?!

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