Some people (like me) have no talent for parking a car, but that lack of talent transcends into assholism the moment a person stops caring about how their poor parking affects everyone else. You Park Like An Asshole is a helpful web site that provides you with downloadable notices you can leave on a poorly parked car to let them know you don’t approve. It looks like this:
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You just tick a few boxes and leave it on the car. Assuming the offending parker has internet access, they can visit youparklikeanasshole.com and learn all about their problem.
You Park Like An Asshole reminds us all not to turn these notices into stickers. The idea is to let people know that they’re placing their own convenience above everyone else’s and that’s not fair, not to potentially cause any cosmetic damage to a vehicle — whether it belongs to an asshole or not.