US-centric: Windows only: Security software maker CyberDefender is offering free remote scans, repairs and performance tweaks for free to anyone who calls (877) 377-3765 today only. EWeek reports:
Generally, CyberDefender says, tech support calls cost between $50 to $100. The giveaway is to promote a new offering, Premium Tech Support 24/7/365.
Tell Uncle Bif and Aunt Marge in Florida, so you can shirk your tech support responsibilities for malware-laden family PC's and scarf down candy corn all day instead.