A Playlist Of The Worst Christmas Songs Ever

You’re welcome.

Business Insider Australia has a pretty good collection of actually quite good Christmas songs titled, ‘The Christmas Playlist The Saves You From Mariah‘.

All good choices, but then I thought — what if I want to torture people? What if I want people to writhe in physical cringe at terrible, terrible Christmas songs? What if I want to inflict pain on people?

So I decided to make my own playlist. A playlist filled with the absolute worst Christmas songs I could find.

You can find it on Spotify here.

Just for the sake of it, I’m going to put a sample of what you’re getting below, in YouTube form.

Again: you’re welcome.


Lady Gaga: Christmas Tree


Korn: Jingle Balls


Jingle Cats: Silent Night


Bucko & Champs: Aussie Jingle Bells


New Kids On The Block: Funky Funky Christmas


Alvin & The Chipmunks: All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth


Alternatively you could check out this playlist from Lifehacker writer Hayley Williams. It’s 44 different versions of All I Want For Christmas Is You.


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